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Post by Scott on Jan 4, 2018 12:01:10 GMT
What do you call Jewish Planned Parenthood? B'nai B'irth Control.
Who led the South African National Party and can launch torpedoes while cruising at speeds up to 50 knots? P.T. Botha.
Who writes One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest and throws up on your shoes? Ken Queasy.
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Post by Scott on Jan 15, 2018 20:38:24 GMT
"Due to MLK day, a lot of Hawaiians will have to wait an extra day to march into their jobs that they suddenly realized they were wasting their lives toiling away at and quit."
--J Elvis Weinstein
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Post by Scott on Jan 25, 2018 17:01:58 GMT
“There was no strangling. No strangling.” Trump on trial for strangling someone.
--Andy Kindler
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Post by Rokia on Feb 7, 2018 2:15:33 GMT
Okay, I told the dog joke to everyone in the house and there was universal laughter! Good one!
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Post by JD on Feb 7, 2018 4:24:08 GMT
“There was no strangling. No strangling.” Trump on trial for strangling someone. --Andy Kindler Please remember the "no politics" rule for the HDA boards. |
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Post by Shane on Jun 10, 2018 21:09:07 GMT
There was once a kingdom where the people used to live in grass huts. The king's hut was fancier than the rest, since it had an upper floor.
Every year, the king would be presented with a new throne on his birthday, and the old throne would be hauled upstairs. Over the years, the thrones became larger and heavier.
Finally, during the tenth year of his reign, the king was presented with a gold throne, and its predecessor was taken upstairs to join the rest of the collection.
That night, the combined weight of the thrones caused the upper floor to collapse, and the entire royal family was killed.
This story has a simple moral. People who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.
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Post by mamabear on Oct 19, 2019 19:58:39 GMT
My 10 year old asked me one day, "What do you call a crazy balloon?" I had no idea, so she replied, "A balloonatic!"
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